Turd Cookies

Ingredients:
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 cup butterscotch chips
1 cup unsalted peanuts
1 cup pretzels broken into 1" pieces

Directions:
Heat chips in the microwave until melted. Stir in peanuts and pretzel pieces. Drop mixture by spoonfuls onto a greased cookie sheet or waxed paper. Refrigerate to harden.